Here are some of God's commandments in no particular order. The symbols represent:
J Absurd
? Pointless
N Bad
C Good
The EJAT number is a cross reference to the excellent Steve Wells' "Every Jot and Tittle" list. J Absurd
? Pointless
N Bad
C Good
Date | Bible Reference | Commandment | Type | EJAT # |
21/11/2015 | Deuteronomy 25:7-9 | If a man refuses to take his dead brother's wife, she shall loosen his shoe and spit in his face. | J | 537 |
24/11/2015 | 2 Chronicles 33:1-7 | Don't put carved image in the house of God. They are evil in the sight of the Lord | ? | 614 |
25/11/2015 | Exodus 22:33 | Don't allow people who believe in other gods to live in your land. | N | 137 |
26/11/2015 | Exodus 22:18 | Kill witches | N | 103 |
28/11/2015 | Proverbs 23:4 | Don't work too hard to get rich | C | 721 |
29/11/2015 | Leviticus 19:26 | Do not eat rare meat and don't be a fortune teller | J | 266 |
30/11/2015 | Deuteronomy 23:24 | It's OK to eat as many of your neighbour's grapes as you want, but don't put any in a container. | C | 512 |
01/12/2015 | Exodus 31:14-15 | Kill anyone who works on the Sabbath | N | 152 |
02/12/2015 | Exodus 20:13 | Thou shalt not kill | C | 51 |
03/12/2015 | Exodus 35:3 | Don't start a fire on the Sabbath | J | 155 |
04/12/2015 | Exodus 13:13 | You must redeem every firstborn donkey by sacrificing a lamb, or breaking the donkey's neck | N | 39 |
05/12/2015 | Proverbs 31:6-7 | Give strong drinks to people who are dying, and wine to people who are sad, poor or depressed | N | 752 |
06/12/2015 | Matthew 5:39 | Don't resist an evil person | C | 849 |
07/12/2015 | James 5:1 | Weep and howl if you are rich, in anticipation of the misery that's heading your way | J | 1266 |
09/12/2015 | 1 Chronicles 16:11 | Seek God's face, all the time | J | |
11/12/2015 | Proverbs 5:19 | Be satisfied with your wife's breasts | J | |
12/12/2015 | Leviticus 19:14 | Don't insult deaf people and don't trip blind people over | C | |
13/12/2015 | Matthew 5:22 | Don't say "You fool" | C | |
14/12/2015 | Leviticus 15:12 | If a man with gonorrhoea touches a clay pot, it must be broken. But if he touches a wooden pot, it must be rinsed in water. | J | |
17/12/2015 | Leviticus 19:29 | Don't make your daughter be a prostitute | C | |
18/12/2015 | 1 Chronicles 16:22 | Don't touch my anointed, and don't harm my prophets | ? | |
21/12/2015 | Proverbs 23:31 | Don't look at the wine while it is red | ? | |
23/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 10:12 | Fear, love and serve God | ? | |
24/12/2015 | Levitivus 18:17 | Don't have sex with a woman and her daughter, or her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter | C | |
26/12/2015 | Leviticus 19:32 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Leviticus 25:17 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Leviticus 25:36 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 6:2 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 6:13 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 6:24 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 8:6 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 13:4 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 10:12 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 10:20 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 31:12 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 31:13 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | 1 Samuel 12:24 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Proverbs 3:7 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | 1 Chronicles 16:25 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | 2 Chronicles 19:7 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Nehemiah 5:9 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Psalm 33:8 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Proverbs 23:17 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Proverbs 24:21 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Ecclesiastes 5:7 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Isaiah 8:13 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Matthew 10:28 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | Luke 12:5 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | 1 Peter 1:17 | Fear God | ? | |
26/12/2015 | 1 Peter 2:17 | Fear God | ? | |
27/12/2015 | Proverbs 22:24 | Don't be friends with angry people | N | |
28/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 18:10-11 | Don't be a wizard | J | |
29/12/2015 | Deuteronomy 22:8 | Whenever you build a new house, put a railing around the edge of the roof. | C | |
30/12/2015 | Matthew 5:32 | Don't marry a woman who is divorced | N | |
01/01/2016 | Matthew 6:3-4 | When you give to the poor, keep it secret from other people | C | |
03/01/2016 | Deuteronomy 7:3 | Don't marry a gentile | N | |
04/01/2016 | Revelation 22:18 | Don't add words to the Book of Revelation | C | |
04/01/2016 | Revelation 22:19 | Don't take words away from the Book of Revelation | C | |
05/01/2016 | Deuteronomy 6:5 | Love God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your strength. | ? | |
07/01/2016 | Exodus 22:16 | If a man seduces a virgin who is not engaged and has sex with her, she has to marry him. | N | |
08/01/2016 | Leviticus 19:33 | Do not mistreat or oppress foreigners who are living in your land | C | |
09/01/2016 | Leviticus 11:13-19 | Don't
eat these birds: - eagle - vulture - black vulture - red kite - black kite - raven - horned owl - screech owl - gull - any kind of hawk - little owl - cormorant - great owl - white owl - desert owl - osprey - stork - any kind of heron - hoopoe - bat. |
J | |
11/01/2016 | Deuteronomy 21:18-21 | If parents have a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey them or listen to them, all the men of the city shall stone him to death. | N | |
13/01/2016 | Deuteronomy 20:17 | Exterminate the seven Canaanite nations from the land of Israel (i.e. the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, Jebusites and Girgashites.) | N | |
15/01/2016 | Deuteronomy 27:23 | Don't have sex with your mother-in-law. | C | |
16/01/2016 | Matthew 6:6 | Don't say your prayers in public. Go into your room, shut the door, and pray to God in secret. | C | |
17/01/2016 | Exodus 20:9-10 | Don't do any work on the seventh day. (Not just you but also your sons, daughters, servants, animals and any foreigners in town). | ? | |
Exodus 34:21 | ||||
Leviticus 23:3 | ||||
Deuteronomy 5:13-14 | ||||
Jeremiah 17:21-22 | ||||
19/01/2016 | Ephesians 4:30 | Don't cause The Holy Ghost to feel sad or unhappy. | ? | |
21/01/2016 | Deuteronomy 25:11-12 | If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to the rescue, and she reaches out and grabs his genitals, you must cut off her hand and show her no pity. | N | |
22/01/2016 | Leviticus 22:28 | Don't kill a cow and its calf on the same day. (Same applies to sheep). | ? | |
24/01/2016 | 1 John 4:1 | Don't believe every spirit (just the ones that are from God). | ? | |
25/01/2016 | Quran (4:11) | The male shall inherit the equal of the portion of two females | N | |
(see also verse 4:176). | ||||
26/01/2016 | Exodus 23:13 | Don't mention the names of other gods. | ? | |
29/01/2016 | Luke 12:5 | "I'll show you the one you should be afraid of. Be afraid of the one who has the authority to throw you into hell after killing you. Yes, I tell you, be afraid of him!" | ? | |
01/02/2016 | Deuteronomy 22:11 | Don't wear clothing made of wool and linen together. | ? | |
04/02/2016 | Deuteronomy 6:16 | Don't tempt (or test) God | ? | |
10/02/2016 | Exodus 20:15 | Don't steal | C | |
07/02/2016 | Genesis 17:12-13 | Circumcise your baby boys and any males that you buy from foreigners. | N | |
13/02/2016 | Genesis 1:28 | Be fruitful and multiply | ? | |
13/02/2016 | Genesis 1:28 | Fill the earth and subdue it | N | |
13/02/2016 | Genesis 1:28 | Have dominion over every living thing | N | |
15/02/2016 | Genesis 9:3 | You can eat anything that lives and moves | N | |
17/02/2016 | Genesis 2:17 | Do not eat from the knowledge-of-good-and-evil tree. (You'll die if you do). | J | |
20/02/2016 | Exodus 21:15 | Anyone who strikes their father or mother should be killed. | N | |
22/02/2016 | Exodus 21:17 | Anyone who curses or dishonours their father or mother should be killed. | N | |
23/02/2016 | Leviticus 15:29-23 | What to do with menstruating women Whoever touches a menstruating woman is unclean until the evening. Everything that she touches is unclean, including anything she sits on. If you touch her bed, you must wash your clothes, take a bath, and you will be unclean until the evening. If you touch anything that she has sat on, you must take a bath and you will be unclean until the evening. | J | |
24/02/2016 | Leviticus 21:16023 | Disabled people (or people who have a "defect") are not allowed to approach the altar. God's specific exclusions are listed as anyone who... | N | |
-Is blind -Is lame -Is disfigured or deformed -Has a crippled foot or hand -Has a hunchback -Is a dwarf -Has any eye defect -Has festering or running sores -Has damaged testicles |
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25/02/2016 | Leviticus 24:16 | Anyone who blasphemes (or misuses the name of God or curses God) must stoned to death. | N | |
28/02/2016 | Jeremiah 7:16 | Don't pray for certain people (i.e. the people of Judah) | ? | |
01/03/2016 | 1 Peter 5:8 | Stay alert and watch out for the devil. | C | |
05/03/2016 | Psalm 50:15 | Ask God for help if you're in trouble. | C | |
08/03/2016 | 1 John 2:15 | Don't love the world or the things in the world. Why? Because if you do, you don't love God. | N | |
09/03/2016 | 2 Timothy 2:24 | Don't argue, quarrel or get into heated disputes. Be kind towards everyone, be patient with difficult people, be able to teach and be forbearing. | C | |
12/03/2016 | 1 Corinthians 14:37 | If you consider yourself to be a prophet or a spiritual person, you must acknowledge that what Paul writes is the Lord's command. | N | |
12/03/2016 | 1 Corinthians 14:38 | And if anyone ignores this, they will be ignored. | N | |
14/03/2016 | Deuteronony 22:5 | A woman must not wear men's clothes and vice versa. God detests anyone who does this. | N | |
14/03/2016 | 1 Corinthians 14:27 | No more than two or three people should speak in tongues. They must speak one at a time, and someone must interpret what they say. | N | |
16/03/2016 | Corinthians 14:35 | If a woman has a question about something in church, she should ask her husband at home, because it is disgraceful (or improper or shameful) for a woman to speak in church. | N | |
17/03/2016 | Corinthians 14:28 | Don't speak in tongues without an interpreter being present. | J | |
24/03/2016 | Proverbs 23:9 | Don't speak to fools. | N | |
29/03/2016 | Ecclesiastes 12:13 | Obey God's commandments | ? | |
03/04/2016 | Leviticus 3-17 | Don't eat fat or blood. | C | |
06/04/2016 | Titus 2:15 | Don't let anyone despise you, or look down on you, or disregard what you say. | ? | |
11/04/2016 | Matthew 6:16 | Don't attract attention to yourself when you fast by looking sullen or sad or gloomy, like the hypocrites do. | J | |
13/04/2016 | James 5:8 | Be patient, Jesus is coming soon. | ? | |
18/04/2016 | Exodus 21:20-21 | A slave owner should not be punished for beating his slave if the slave survives for a day or two. | N | |
20/04/2016 | Exodus 22:2 | If a thief is caught breaking into a house and the homeowner kills him, the homeowner is guilty of murder, unless it happens at night. | ? | |
27-Apr | Exodus 34:17 | Do not make gods from molten metal (i.e. by casting) | ? | |
03/05/2016 | Deuteronomy 23:1 | Men whose genitals have been severed or crushed shall not enter the assembly of the Lord. | J | |
06/05/2016 | Leviticus 25:8-9 | Blow a trumpet on the tenth day of the seventh month, once every 49 years. | J | |
12/05/2016 | 1 Peter 3:15 | Always be ready to explain or defend the reasons for the hope you have to anyone who asks. Do so with gentleness, meekness and respect. | C | |
23/05/2016 | Exodus 20:17 | Don't covet your neighbour’s house, wife, servants, ox, donkey, or any of his stuff. | C | |
30/05/2016 | Numbers 5:11-31 | If a man suspects his wife of being unfaithful, he reports it to a priest who will make her drink some bitter water (water with dust in it). If she's guilty, the water will make her infertile, and her belly will swell. She might even have a miscarriage. If she's innocent, no harm done. | N | |
01/06/2016 | Colossians 2:8 | Beware of philosophy! | ? | |
12/06/2016 | Exodus 22:28 | Don't dishonour God or curse your rulers | ? | |
15/06/2016 | Leviticus 20:13 | If a man has sexual relations with another male as he would with a women, both have committed a repulsive act. They are certainly to be put to death | N | |
26/06/2016 | Exodus 22:19 | Kill anyone who has sex with an animal | N | |
26/06/2016 | Leviticus 20:15 | and kill the animal | N | |
12/07/2016 | Exodus 20:12 | Honour your father and mother | C | |
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